Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Pour out a quart of 5W40 on your driveways in honor of the man who lead one of the greatest expansions in Automotive history. Without him we wouldn’t have the: V10 TDi, VR6, W8, W12, or W16.

Jesus. With that bleak apartment, I’m surprised they’re not in a suicide pact; divorce seems reasonable.

Nailed it.

Which is exactly why....fuck Apple. I’ll literally never buy one of their products again.

Oh God, please make it stop. The last thing I need is shitty Apple taking over my car. Next thing you know they’ll be charging you $20/mo just to use your own stereo at all.

The primary benefit of boarding early on a plane that has assigned seats (see: not Southwest) is the assurance that you won’t have to gate-check your carry-on suitcase, which can be very important for business travelers who might not have the time to wait for a bag at the claim after the plane lands.

Well, there aren’t 3000 stupid people in America....But almost.

*Still doesn’t sell*

“Hmm, maybe we priced it too low...”

Yup. While they use the guise of “privacy” I suspect the family is not really saying much about his state because he is essentially brain dead, and they don’t want discussion out there about whether he should be kept alive or let die in dignity.

Time to make a trailer with a generator in the back and extra storage to help hit those numbers. 

Ok, now imagine that scenario without a Tesla but instead a 5-10 year old Leaf.  That would be a VERY long slog for charging and more. 

600km isn’t very far. Charging times and availability of charging stations remain issues. We, and our little kids, aren’t fancying the idea of pulling over for 2 hours to recharge on our way to a destination a reasonable 450 miles away.

This is as good of an excuse as any to permanently remove Apple from your office ecosystem.

Exactly. Which is why, for that million, you can still fit in a Renault 11 TXE whose talking dashboard sounds like a downtrodden Marvin the Paranoid Android.

Yes but please continue to show us ultra slow-mo shots of interesting events on the track.

Yeah.  "As a child of the suburbs—albeit one who takes solace in the fact that I
lived the first five years of my life in Manhattan—I loathe them with a
fiery passion" may be about the douchiest thing I've read on here in a while. 

It's super hip to hate AB.  And Sam knows from hip - he spent the first five years of his life in Manhattan.

I can understand it not being a favorite of someones, but to do anything but praise Spacey/Benning's performances in that movie is absurd.

… you really didn't like American Beauty?