Aw, the “big bad union” argument. Except there’s less people in unions now than when Teddy Roosevelt was in office, dipshit.

If you’re a Pepsi serving establishment, you should go fucking under.

When I want a Coke, I ask for a Coke. When I want a Pepsi, I’ll be dead.

Replace “cockroaches” with “black widows”, and you have my story. :P

I am afraid of hot water closets. Petrified. If I see a door with vents at the bottom, I can’t open it. It’s just too much for me to take.

Just too much van. A turning radius measured in city blocks. All the get up and go of a garden snail.

The styling... well, around here we trolled the Merkur guys by calling them what they looked like: Turbo Tempos

This is my personal favorite. I was hooked by the Nancy Sinatra song, and loved the pacing and plot to the grand finale. It wasn’t until Craig that Bond started even approaching this movie.

Mmmmmm. 6000.

Putting in a new engine isn’t cleaning it! :P

We were told to draw Christmas placemats in 1983. I had just found the joy of Ed Grimely’s Big Orange Drawing Book and could draw tanks and battleships. So I drew a war scene and titled it “Chrismas Day, Beirut.” My sixth grade teacher was more than a little displeased.

In case of tie, Transit always wins.

6000SUX, IIRC. But the Pontiac 6000 was better than the same year Blunderbirds/Tauri...

I would kill for one, too.

With this court ruling the message has been sent: Cheating will be rewarded because the NFL is incompetent. I trust no one on either side. Not only do I no longer trust the players to wear a shirt with their name on the back, I no longer trust the organizations to wear their colors. This decision means only one thing…

Not for me, my car of choice is the Ford Transit Connect Wagon. Oh yeah!

It's to reinforce that Ryan is and will be percieved as a family man, and to a lesser degree, a REMF. The only people that go easy on him in the field are the Captain of the Enterprise and Ramius.

Each prolife protester will be given a child to adopt and a tax deduction bonus for said child.

Once the "free speech" case hits the 5 conservative judges, you can remove that "/sarcasm" tag!

Did you miss the part about fraud? That's a straight up white collar type Hunt Bros. move.