No, it's the 3.1. And I know how to get the HP to decent levels, just because it didn't come stock that way doesn't mean you leave it in the doldrums.

I want to do it to a '94 Cavalier Wagon with the V6.

Cavaliers are awesome.

Why not "Walk Across America Part II"?

I want this so much.

For me it was a Plymouth Fury and the General Grant...

Wall-E is garbage, and Cars speaks to every one here in California that had family come over Route 66. That said, Cars 2 was cringe-worthy.

From what I recall, hasn't the Apache had shit for reliabilty in the desert? Seems like what they would need is a CAS plane. Probably the SU25, since America won't build the A10 anymore...

It's the wrong color. Baby blue Continental, as god and Billy Joel intended.

Can you send some representatives here to Bakersfield. All our BMW drivers, except one (we finally have ONE) are jerks.

I automatically assume it's always the BMW owner's fault.

Tara joins Earl Warren, Dewar's Ice Cream, Massion Jaussaud's, and Bill Lee's as things Bakersfield can truly, truly be proud of.

But then you'd be driving a CAMRY. *shudder*

This article is an embarrassment to Jalopnik.

You can't escape the gravitational pull of a black hole.

JPM is a great driver at speed. But he's the last person I want to see as another driver during a yellow or on pit road. There, he's a menace.

Why sunbelt cities like Bakersfield don't cover EVERY SINGLE PARKING LOT in these I cannot understand. My car has no AC and I'd go a little farther to a shopping center throwing some guaranteed shade on my POS.

Centauri, at least it's star like.

For me, trips to the CA DMV, no matter what the office, go just fine. However, one year they decide to redo the main office here in Bakersfield, CA and try to run everything from the satellite office (which, being in a nicer part of town really kinda became the main office) in the Southwest part of the city for a…

It's a nerdy version of the Pina Colada song.