The league's security apparatus sure is quick and thorough on such important matters.

Tommy Craggs can draw really well if you like doodles of dogs fucking each other.

Some of these things are lies.

Oh my god. This is amazing.

Seriously, I love the two of them so goddamn much.

That was one top-notch waste of 57 seconds. Even on a boring internet day like today.

What's red, nine inches long, and wants to pump you up?

Here you go....

Is it possible to get a beard like that if you just pretend to be gay in secret? Asking for a friend.

Many years ago the Vikings & Lions were both competitive & the Lions botched the game at the old Metrodome & lost at the end. The next day the Minneapolis paper covered the entire front of the sports section above the fold with a photo of a Lion, on his knees, face in crotch of another Lion as the flailed on the last…

How weird. This guy specializes in communications, but can't find a way to tell Aaron Rodgers that he HATES people touching his beard.

this would have worked better with a picture of the beard.

The Chase bank account that said it had $72 million in it is the best part of this whole thing. I mean, the rest of it is preposterous and unlikely, but that doesn't even make sense!

I mean, they were basically daring this reporter to call their bluff. It's the best.

That's maybe the worst part. (Maybe.)

Mohammed Islam is said to be relaxing comfortably with his girlfriend, Jessica (no last name given), who is from Canada and he met at Niagara Falls during vacation. He also plans on spending Christmas break with his uncle who is in Metallica, and can get front row tickets to any concert. Mohammed will spend the time…

"Next we're going to see a hedge-fund guy," Patrick said. The friends locked eyes and started to giggle.

This quote right here, from the Observer, is my favorite part of this whole story:

This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."

John Wall = awesome dude