Gee, I knew most New Yorkers were assholes. But also conservative assholes?

countless of you coming to my work to complain about the league

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

That's some crack reporting there.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

Yup.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

As someone who followed Lepore for his Devils liveblogging, I witnessed this developing in slow motion over the weekend, beginning with Lepore making vague remarks about "I need to be a better person" all the way to Lepore making vague remarks about "I screwed up and need to stop", culminating in him linking to his…

My memory is fuzzy, but Lepore was sort of quietly dropped from some gigs in the past. I seem to recall him having a role on Kukla's Korner for a while, and I also recall his posts about media coverage of the game being pretty interesting (please, remember I'm judging that content in a vacuum, of course it is now…

It's like the Always Sunny episode in which Dennis goes to a pro-choice rally to pick up women.

Straight out of the Predator's Playbook. Like Cosby firing Lisa Bonet for getting naked in Angel Heart (how immoral of her!) even though he's openly palling around with Hef at the Playboy Mansion. (To say nothing, of course, of everything else he was doing to women that we now know. But I was puzzled at the time,…

"You sit by yourself. You feel shame. Then you get free."

Reading "permit me to ask another stupid question" gave me m'ladychills.

At this point, whenever one of these stories hits, the real entertainment value is in seeing the neckbeards grasp at shorter and shorter straws to defend these guys.

Judging from his Twitter picture, he clearly isn't as into photography as he claims.

Thanks a lot Steve, now hockey bloggers will be forced to revert to classical means of getting laid, and by that I mean masturbating furiously in the back seat of a taxi.

As any hockey player will tell you, if you try and go five-hole too often, you're going to get shut down sooner or later.

Lepore has reached the pinnacle of hockey journalism. Just like his hero, Pierre McGuire, his career is now on ice.