A Marchment taking responsibility for a cheap shot. Wonders never cease.

Guy says he gets tons and tons of tail, yet wastes tons of time online harassing women who won't sleep with him...? wait a second! Something is not adding up here!

Without the commentary, I probably wouldnt read Kotaku as much as I do.

The Pirates made the playoffs? Huh. And here I thought they lost that tie-breaker game to the Giants to determine the Wild Card winner.

I was just talking to my agent about tracking that thing down and seeing if we could get it sent to the house and have some fun with it.

ESPN has suspended McHenry indefinitely and will cooperate fully with the NCAA as it investigates these amateurism allegations.

My heart goes out to you.

Thanks! Getting a little stronger every day.

I have colon cancer with a positive prognosis and I'm often so weak I find it hard to stay on my feet for more than thirty minutes at a time. I could not imagine being able to move at anything more than "hobbling speed" let alone competing in a game. She is an inspiration and I hope she knows that, as proud of…

Sorry about your mother-in-law

My mother-in-law is dying of a brain tumor and literally sleeps 22-23 hrs a day. I know there are different types, but the fact that this young lady was able to perform in a college-level athletic event is nothing short of remarkable

The "ugly fruit" is this... Basketball is one thing but it's wholly irresponsible to put a kid with special needs on a football field and not make it clear to the other team what's going on. It's become a thing and that "thing" has morphed into "look how great we are doing this for this kid!" and safety/common sense…

This is a good write up but it's pretty clear that it was just a fight over a misunderstanding relates to sportsmanship. Certainly doesn't read like a deliberate provocation or anything specifically targeted at special needs students. The headline and phrase "ugly fruit that has spawned" makes it seem like a…

Totally not doing this to be an asshole, but I got schooled by a 74-year old coworker a while back for using that phrase incorrectly. It's "champing at the bit". Again, not being smarmy at all.

Commanding Office: Get out there and drop some bombs.

"Sounded good to me."

Ain't nobody gonna read that long ass memoir you just penned. Also Drew is from Minnesota, Mr. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DOUCHEBAG AUSTRALIAN CUNT!!!

I've been a Redskins fan my entire life, I'm not one of those people who's going to stand here and beat my chest and say, "Don't change the name because it's tradition!" However, I will say, if a LARGE majority of the population has no problem with the name. Then there's no need for people like Harry Reid to turn…

why did your parents name you "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DOUCHEBAG AUSTRALIAN CUNT!!!" it seems like this would be difficult to sign for on receipts and stuff

this is some good-ass kinja