Finally he shoots something else off!

Not sure how anyone could be shocked by what he does anymore. I mean, he can only put one in the pink.

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

Pretty Effing Dumb shit

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

His son also said his father knows how serious this is, remarking that he'd probably only score 25 goals if he came back to the NHL today.

A complete collapse on the 76ers' court before the season even starts? Makes sense.

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

Worse in the abstract, in that Jerry Jones will never be able to get over the credit Johnson got. Jone's ego couldn't handle it then, and he still can't get over it now.

Elaborate on how Johnson is one of the worst things to happen? He coached the team to 2 Super Bowls and his coaching was so good, Barry Switzer won another one 2 years later with essentially the same team (plus Deion Sanders, as I recall).

2008 anyone?

Looks like we Cowboys fans have the early entry for our portion of WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS for next season.

I called my Grandad shortly after the game (born and raised in TX but I live in NYC now), and he basically monologued this article to me but with way more angry and increasingly desperate swearing.

Hood to English translator: Ty Lawson recalled a hilarious event during a basketball game when a fan exclaimed that JaVale was on a television segment that highlights follies and other nonsensical hi-jinks. JaVale promptly replied by saying, "I am working hard to earn a living."

We'll be back to .500 in no time!

The worst trait a boss can have is the constant need to micro manage everything and interfere with his/her employees doing their jobs. Jerry always hires passive coaches like Jason Garrett and Wade Philips so there's no one to stand up to him when he one day decides he wants to go in and play quarterback himself. He…

He sure showed me!

Dallas is probably thrilled to have lost a mere game if it means their quarterback won't miss any extended time. And it appears he won't: Romo will reportedly be ready to go for next Sunday's game in Arizona.

Jerry Jones is always weirdly hands-on.

Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.