Those pesky commas again...

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

People always blame this shit on the drugs, without even considering the dangers of Wheat Thins.

Apparently everyone on the Internet has slept with my mother. :-(

Big deal. Hockey players endure three periods a night and they still FINISH THE GODDAMN SHIFT.

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Obama is no peach especially when it comes to foreign policy, but look at this is gif and enjoy his awesomeness

Cue the self-loathing brainwashed white hipsters that are all over this site like a virus in 3....2....

"I mean, I thought it might be a possibility he would bludgeon his mother to death then violently rape her corpse, but I mean not like when he did it you know?"

Oh for Christ's sake, England. Stop showing us up like this, would you?

You don't seem bright at all. You strike me as the type to be outraged over what you are told to be outraged about.

(if you have 10 favorite books and they were all written by white men, we have a problem)

I'm sorry, but I have to wholeheartedly disagree with this article. I am supposed to stop supporting a team I grew up loving because the asshole higher ups made and a completely terrible decision? I have to choose between being a feminist and supporting a team whose fan ship is huge part of my identity? Of course Ray…

From the student code of conduct:

The cynical part of me keeps whispering "To get money from sympathetic people"

You already know what your parents are like. Generations of gay men and women knew that if they had shitty parents, they had to keep their head down until they could get out on their own.

Fuck off with the brown nosing. At least have some little self-respect and self-appreciation. Good Lord.