FUC

Retard walks into an appliance store.

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

Even as your average run-of-the-mill callous asshole, I can say that I would never cut down a memorial tree, regardless of my thoughts on the person it is memorializing.

Illuminati confirmed

Illuminati confirmed

Illuminati confirmed

And I’ll use my fear of stepping on some woman’s uterus as mine. Deal?

Also, I will now use the fear of my uterus falling out as an excuse to skip out on any exercise.

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

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Kid. You just been fished slapped.

I don’t think they should be harassed and threatened, but misgendering her after her death was not cool.

She couldn't remove the AraabMUZIK sound stamp?

Dude. Not getting laid was the least of my concerns. I could not get laid so consistently, they thought about giving me a medal for it.

My dream would be to do this same thing except with me and my fiancé watching Netflix and eating pizza.

His immense influence on American film is unmistakable to anyone who doesn't only see Marvel films. He's able to budget most of his movies because big name stars will often do the work for the guild minimum, champing at the bit for the mere chance of working with Allen and the learning experience it entails. Allen is…

I'm with Louis CK. We need to stop saying "the N-word." Not "nigger." But "the n-word." That's bullshit.

For all of Shatner's (often deserved) reputation as an overactor. He was flawless in that scene, the way his voice cracks.