Colonel Eichmann's Dance Party was a big hit on early German TV.

He must have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And in Washington, it's Anthony Weiner's cock.

Could've been worse. It could've been Ringo.

"The Assman's back in town."

Whatever happened to Condi Rice?

Gay, Jew or Hitler? Is that a new twist on Marry, Fuck or Kill?

They got beted.com too where I had an account. Just initiated a withdrawal Friday night. Hope I get it.

All Boomer does all day is watch endless reruns of Hogan Heroes and Get Smart on DVDs and listen to Rod Stewart and the Eagles on reel to reel while downing massive quantities of deux deux deuxs.

There, Pam Ward, it's not so hard. Drop it in during a College Football broadcast in the fall. No one's paying attention to you anyway.

There had to be at least one party at which Berman poured mustard all over his chest ala Bluto.

I can't believe Berman spoke that long without a 70s rock reference. No Eagles. No Rod Stewart. Nothing!!!

"Make no mistake: In Bristol there are clear sides being taken by coworkers and management — Team Beadle and Team Andrews."

Sal Marchiano is the author of the best quote ever regarding ESPN:

"...Chris Berman was rarely happy. He was always very difficult to please.""

How Lenny never got his own TV talk show is beyond me.

Davy Crockett did a better job defending The Alamo.

Could it be Suzy Kolber?

One should never take Tebow's name in vain.

Someone's losing their membership in the Mile High Club.