UglyDuckCar
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This title is dangerously close to clickbait. It makes Seinfeld out like he’s a jerk and trying to screw people. As stated in the article after the click, Jerry didn’t do anything wrong. Jerry is just asking the folks crying that they prove it isn’t what it’s supposed to be. 

He *really* doesn’t need the money and has a pretty sterling reputation as a purveyor of fine Porsches, hard to see the incentive for him to dabble in intentional fakery like this.

Just don’t be a racist shithead! It’s not that hard!

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

Supra-centric snark aside for a minute, I feel so conflicted about the design.  I love the rear fender haunches, I like the little ducktail on the trunk, and I like the proportions from the side.  But, overall the design feels... disjointed?  It looks like a bunch of good designs were combined into one car because

Parking Brakes don’t hold for shit in reverse on a ramp.

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

You ever been to Japan? Get back to me about government, service, and trains after you do.  And if this is just a troll, let me tell you in advance to go fuck yourself.

but many of them wouldn’t have a clue what to do if actually confronted.

Well, I mean, there was that pickup driving guy in Houston who pulled his gun and killed a 7 year old black girl and wounded her mother in a drive by, apparently provoked by their race.

He’ll be needing that straw now.

“I couldn’t control you,”

Not perfect but it looks like an early 2000s S10 to me. it would help if they put another vehicle in that same spot from the same camera so we can get a better idea of angle. For example should we be able to see both headlights or is it a straight profile shot, how much of the roofline should we be able to see etc.

I’m really struggling to think of funny female American comedians. The UK’s swarming with them - Jo Brand, Sarah Millican, Francesca Martinez, Mae Martin, Sara Pascoe - but all I’m coming up with from the US is, like.. Amy Schumer (yikes), Lisa Lampanelli (double yikes), Iliza Schlesinger (giant yikes), and then the va

“in a year where Hannah Gadsby, Ali Wong, Cameron Esposito, and more all had amazing specials, not a single woman made the list.”

You think Kevin Hart’s $57M came from specials?

Good thing you definitely understand how money is made in standup. 

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Meh, if everyone who decried the dearth of manual transmission options actually bought new cars, manufacturers would still be making them.  

Democrats shouldn’t give him shit. Let him shut down the government, then they should go on Fox news and explain that Trump promised Mexico would pay for the wall. That if Trump was truly a great deal maker, and fiscally conservative, then he would find a deal that is great for the citizens of this country. 

Who am I

Real life Bond:

They don’t remember that he’s a remorseless cop killer, who happily murders any police officer suspected of corruption?