UglyDuckCar
UglyDuckCar
UglyDuckCar

“I’m the best catch, I’m a great catch, I have all the charisma”

“Oh yeah? My penis size is smaller than yours!”
“NUH HUH!!”

Just because everyone wants the idea of shooting someone “because they felt threatened” to be right doesn’t mean that it is, legally or morally. I know everyone loves violent retribution, but that’s not what justice is. Also, citing penal law code doesn’t mean you understand how it happens in practice. I’m not going

“What was your favorite part?”
“The part I didn’t watch!”
“Which was that?”
“All of it!”
“DOHOHOHOHO”

In Japan, there’s a very popular canned coffee, boss coffee. Some while ago some japanese marketing folk said “hey Tommy Lee Jones looks just like the guy on our logo.” So they asked him to put his face on adverts. Then they came up with tv commercials, but to bring it to extra weirdness level they made the backstory

“You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.”

Ah, I’ll never forget it. I was a PC and Nintendo gamer at age 13. It was first day at summer camp, and we had a break. I brought a gaming magazine from home intending to read it there. There was an interview with the older president of Nintendo, but current at the time. I read it and towards the middle, my heart

“Well it looks like he’s doubling down on the stupid. It’s a bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off.”

Ford. You need to stop this. How many more of us must suffer? You know what to do. Disable this button and it can save us all.

AtB’s or A2B’s

You guys are vastly overestimating my purchasing power and economic prosperity.

“Basically if you know you’re going to hit something, hit it dead on. Ram them. You’ll be safer.”

“Show your wrist!”

I think it’s hilarious that no one around here can accept that if we change the speed variable that it will affect the outcome of deaths. “This study is flawed, they did this wrong and that wrong and it’s definitely wrong.” You increase speed you decrease the time to react, more accidents will happen, period. You

"Wanna know how I got these cars? My father was a drinker. Just a drinker. And from Long Island. That’s really just it.”

Lift off oversteer.

Because on our roads it would be pretty much hovering the entire time.

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I believe that’s a variant of the Chicago sunroof.

That model lineup: S 3 X Y