The 2016 Mini Clubman is almost fourteen feet of CompactPremiumFamilyCar, and I know what you’re thinking. It’s huge for a Mini. But hell, it’s also a proper wagon with enough space for five people. And it happens to be pretty good. it’s a brown wagon you fucks what more do you want?

I do the same thing. I can put on any pair of jeans I want with way more protection. And I know it works cause I’ve already crashed in it.

You say irregularities, I say really huge fuck up. Tomay-tow, tomah-tow.

and drive it until it breaks.

Ok childhood part of my brain thought of this. But wouldn’t it be cool if you had military guys using electric versions of these to move super fast across snow quietly?

No? Yeah Ok I’ll shut up now.

So what you’re saying is you should double down on the “buy a diesel bro.”

The base model price for the 1.8 liter turbo still stays the same at $22, 440.

You know what I find funny? The people replying to you negatively because Prius is the “smug” car. But aren’t they the ones acting smug over not being in a Prius?

I grew up in a quiet suburban town. If it’s late at night, it doesn’t matter if your license plate is crooked or not, they’ll pull you over for anything they want. “You looked like you were swerving.” “You didn’t stop at that stop sign fully.” I take it they’re bored and looking for possible dui’s. Doesn’t make it…

It looks nothing like a tractor!

Hey I got an idea. What if we had like a system in place, where you had a license required the motorcycle to be less than 500cc. Then, if you had that for ~3 years and you were required to take a more advanced road test including a certificate from a track that you took a certain course or training requirements? Then…

Because in America we equate size with importance. I mean all of humanity does this, but we’re the ones focused on it the most. It’s the reason we moved away from luxury cars to luxury portable living rooms. It’s all a competition because we’re all trying to seek relevance in every aspect of our life. How can you live…

Well, to some they are the worst. They are a “molestation” of what is a beautiful car and the shining examples should remain stock. But yeah I get you. Hmmm. Not to sound like a hipster but a citroen 2cv.

It depends. Was there Chemtrail agent loaded up on the plane?

They’re a bit extreme for my tastes, but for some reason I really want a blacked out RWB Porsche.

Fun fact: that sign with the red lettering says toilet in Japanese.

Hey Turkey’s got a pretty badass scheme too, with an eagle on top.

Enough with the Nascar regulations. Let him beat the tortoise already.

So when are we getting our used 1993 Toyota Tercel buyer’s guide?

#obsessed

Yeah and they’ve gimped on the toppings. I mean I’m not expecting “good” pizza, just fast and cheap food for a dozen people. In college we were watching the game and decided to get papa john’s instead of domino’s. I wanted a medium pizza, half with peperoni, half with anchovies (don’t judge me). They put one pepperoni…