So when are we getting our used 1993 Toyota Tercel buyer’s guide?

#obsessed

Yeah and they’ve gimped on the toppings. I mean I’m not expecting “good” pizza, just fast and cheap food for a dozen people. In college we were watching the game and decided to get papa john’s instead of domino’s. I wanted a medium pizza, half with peperoni, half with anchovies (don’t judge me). They put one pepperoni…

Almost fitting for an almost suicide.

Please be sure to cover the “sending extra money so when you get the refund and don’t cash the difference it stays in the system” nonsense next, please. I need someone who can lay it out so I can send that to my old boss.

Does that mean you have to flee to Canada now?

You need to stop drinking from the koolaid, dude.

Next he’ll start up a racing school and charge $35,000 per student. Think he’ll get $40 million?

Cut his freakin tail tail off!!

I used to have a friend who’s father bought him a new wrx. But it didn’t come in manual. One day he tells us he had the transmission swapped for a manual one. He was telling us all about it at a friend’s house when my friend’s father goes to take a look. He points it out to him and the dad goes “oh I thought manuals…

If I may share some insight. Some say ATGATT, and some say no boo screw that there’s risks anyway, don’t bother. Well let’s practice some reason here by taking our ideas on safety to the extreme and see what conclusions we can draw. There are several factors to consider. Level of safety, time to put the gear on, and…

Aw man I said the same thing, dammit.

I’m gonna say it, Nascar. You go to an event where the real sport is drinking beer all day and watching cars go ear drum shattering fast as they swoop by at 220+ mph. Say what you will, but they sound like real freakin cars. What’s awesome is that most people are there to just drink beer and watch cars race and/or…

It sucks, but that’s the way it’s going to be. Sure, at first we’ll have both. But then, once it gets cheap enough, everyone’s at least going to have the feature. “Hey I don’t have to worry about drinking and driving, I can just drink. Hey wait a second, it’s the morning I don’t wanna drive to work so I’ll let the car…

Still not a production car.

I’m sorry, but someone’s gotta post do it.

Our cops are way too bored.

Step 1: Get a lunar rover.
Step 2: Find a studio.

Boom, article done. You guys should hire me I could crank out at least 3 of these bad boys a day.

Let’s see, they used public roads which is bad, but got sweet air which is good. Unfortunately they did do it on the train tracks which is another point for bad. But, they also used a car which is pretty sweet (240 sx) and was politically correct given the recent events in our country. So tallying everything up, 3 vs…

I imagine being on set for that.

“Yeah just tap it with your foot. No don’t actually try to stand on it jeezzzzz”