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Having visited Europe (which does not make me an expert of course by any means.) I do think you guys have racism as bad as us, just in different areas. Half my family is muslim and I can tell you that does not go well for them in certain countries at all. And from what I've seen it seems like all of Europe hates

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Dude, seriously stop. You're embarrassing us. Alright listen, I won't scold you or over-react, because you honestly do not understand. I think this video sums up why, it's short and on point. Please, you, or anyone who agrees with you should watch, and it's only 2 and a half minutes of your time.

Holy hell the jalop circlejerk is strong with this one.

"I find it easier to turn a key than to push a button."
"I like my key because I know what it's doing at every point."
"It's the poor man's, [aka: dirty peasant scum] choice."

I don't think I need to even comment on why those are stupid remarks. No freakin wonder

Hell they say it 11 minutes in. Possibly earlier.

I'm disappointed in all of you. You should know that slope or slope head is a racist term, as I have expected you to have seen at least all major Steve McQueen films, including The Sand Pebbles, the only film where he was nominated for best actor at the Oscars. Go watch it, now.

I'll take 6th place, although we all know I won in terms of cringe. I really feel bad for the dancers, they aren't exactly terrible. But just the whole idea and the fact that it made it to public eyes is cringe in its purest form. See the first one on the list was a screw up, but an understandable one, really. We've

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Cmon guys, how can you have forgotten this?

I like your thinking there. Some bloke tried using thinking and reasoning that we shouldn't do this, and I told him that as American we need to stop thinking and do more things irrationally. This is a much better idea. I wave my American flag at you.

Well, just about how American are you, son? You sound like one of them crazy french-y think-y types. We don't think! We act and act dangerously. No time for preventing problems by thinking. Solve the damn problem. And if that causes more problems, don't learn your lesson and attempt to think things through before you

Right, says the guy who blindly follows r/conspiracy. Yeah ok.

I always love hearing about those stories where someone who doesn't understand the other side or a group of people are sort of humbled when they do meet that side. (Even if that happens to me. Although I'd hate to be so limited in my world view that I wasn't aware of the other side originally.) It's endearing, and so

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If I believed that there was a planet made out of plastic forks somewhere out in the Andromeda galaxy, I think it's ok for a committee of astrophysicists to disregard any paper I have written even if they can't outright disprove me. Granted that's an extreme example (for exaggeration), and yes of course you're allowed

The jerk is strong with this one.

Woah man, don't you know? A bunch of Jalopnik users are EXPERTS in the marketing field and work on the brand identity for many high profile fortune 500 companies. Surely we can expect them to be able to fully critique ads not targeted for the demographic of this website.

Really? Worst ad ever? Can I say that this is a mind-blowingly terrible "article" or would that be too much hyperbole? Even if you hate the message or the point, it's well shot and directed, so that right there takes it out of the running for worst. There are plenty of commercials that are terribly made AND have a

...Yes I'm very aware of these systems. This is my field of study. So, no headaches here.

I haven't worked in the auto industry, but I doubt these cars are significantly more sophisticated than the robots I've worked on. So yeah I mean I'm fresh out of school so what do I know, right? But from what I have been taught,

Please tell me, HOW. And not by using "voodoo magic" talk.

Once I saw Caliber SRT-4 (and the Omni GLH), I knew this was gonna spark a flame war. Go ahead, hate the SRT-4, it doesn't change how bonkers it was. And it actually had 285 hp, and let me tell you, you felt every bit of it when it went like hell. People claimed a 0-60 of 5.5 but I would say 5.8 is probably a more

It looks like Ray's sent out the extra tickets. I am sad. Well, at least someone who isn't me will enjoy it, and that's something right? RIGHT?