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Cmon guys, how can you have forgotten this?
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I like your thinking there. Some bloke tried using thinking and reasoning that we shouldn't do this, and I told him that as American we need to stop thinking and do more things irrationally. This is a much better idea. I wave my American flag at you.
Well, just about how American are you, son? You sound like one of them crazy french-y think-y types. We don't think! We act and act dangerously. No time for preventing problems by thinking. Solve the damn problem. And if that causes more problems, don't learn your lesson and attempt to think things through before you…
Right, says the guy who blindly follows r/conspiracy. Yeah ok.
I always love hearing about those stories where someone who doesn't understand the other side or a group of people are sort of humbled when they do meet that side. (Even if that happens to me. Although I'd hate to be so limited in my world view that I wasn't aware of the other side originally.) It's endearing, and so…
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If I believed that there was a planet made out of plastic forks somewhere out in the Andromeda galaxy, I think it's ok for a committee of astrophysicists to disregard any paper I have written even if they can't outright disprove me. Granted that's an extreme example (for exaggeration), and yes of course you're allowed…
The jerk is strong with this one.
Woah man, don't you know? A bunch of Jalopnik users are EXPERTS in the marketing field and work on the brand identity for many high profile fortune 500 companies. Surely we can expect them to be able to fully critique ads not targeted for the demographic of this website.
Really? Worst ad ever? Can I say that this is a mind-blowingly terrible "article" or would that be too much hyperbole? Even if you hate the message or the point, it's well shot and directed, so that right there takes it out of the running for worst. There are plenty of commercials that are terribly made AND have a…
Cloud powered AI that will have a massive network, being projected across all the skies. And they'll call it...
Net-sky.
...Yes I'm very aware of these systems. This is my field of study. So, no headaches here.
I haven't worked in the auto industry, but I doubt these cars are significantly more sophisticated than the robots I've worked on. So yeah I mean I'm fresh out of school so what do I know, right? But from what I have been taught,…
Please tell me, HOW. And not by using "voodoo magic" talk.
Once I saw Caliber SRT-4 (and the Omni GLH), I knew this was gonna spark a flame war. Go ahead, hate the SRT-4, it doesn't change how bonkers it was. And it actually had 285 hp, and let me tell you, you felt every bit of it when it went like hell. People claimed a 0-60 of 5.5 but I would say 5.8 is probably a more…
It looks like Ray's sent out the extra tickets. I am sad. Well, at least someone who isn't me will enjoy it, and that's something right? RIGHT?
Because I have an ugly car. (Caliber) Pity me for my recklessness as a youth. In my recent post-graduated time, (one month) life has become dull, waiting back from the black hole in which my resumes have been sent off to. If I'm lucky some radiation my leak out an answer of yes, although I'm not optimistic. (To the…
You do realize that's a joke, right? Reminds me of the time a friend's ex offered $20 to someone who could fix her circuit and I did. Then I jokingly said "I'll take that $20 as a check please." And she went apeshit. Maybe it's an over the internet thing people don't understand the humor, maybe I'm not that funny. Or…
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I should be an editor. Also, you're welcome everyone else.
... So did they give the little tired guy the fucking carrot or what?! He better have gotten that fucking carrot.
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I thought he was like the last guy to run Daimler Chrysler? Hmmm but overall, yeah it seems you're right though.
I think this sums up my current feelings on his face.