Woah man, don't you know? A bunch of Jalopnik users are EXPERTS in the marketing field and work on the brand identity for many high profile fortune 500 companies. Surely we can expect them to be able to fully critique ads not targeted for the demographic of this website.

Really? Worst ad ever? Can I say that this is a mind-blowingly terrible "article" or would that be too much hyperbole? Even if you hate the message or the point, it's well shot and directed, so that right there takes it out of the running for worst. There are plenty of commercials that are terribly made AND have a…

...Yes I'm very aware of these systems. This is my field of study. So, no headaches here.

I haven't worked in the auto industry, but I doubt these cars are significantly more sophisticated than the robots I've worked on. So yeah I mean I'm fresh out of school so what do I know, right? But from what I have been taught,…

Please tell me, HOW. And not by using "voodoo magic" talk.

Once I saw Caliber SRT-4 (and the Omni GLH), I knew this was gonna spark a flame war. Go ahead, hate the SRT-4, it doesn't change how bonkers it was. And it actually had 285 hp, and let me tell you, you felt every bit of it when it went like hell. People claimed a 0-60 of 5.5 but I would say 5.8 is probably a more…

It looks like Ray's sent out the extra tickets. I am sad. Well, at least someone who isn't me will enjoy it, and that's something right? RIGHT?

Because I have an ugly car. (Caliber) Pity me for my recklessness as a youth. In my recent post-graduated time, (one month) life has become dull, waiting back from the black hole in which my resumes have been sent off to. If I'm lucky some radiation my leak out an answer of yes, although I'm not optimistic. (To the…

You do realize that's a joke, right? Reminds me of the time a friend's ex offered $20 to someone who could fix her circuit and I did. Then I jokingly said "I'll take that $20 as a check please." And she went apeshit. Maybe it's an over the internet thing people don't understand the humor, maybe I'm not that funny. Or…

Why Detroit Went Bankrupt In One PNG

I should be an editor. Also, you're welcome everyone else.

... So did they give the little tired guy the fucking carrot or what?! He better have gotten that fucking carrot.

I thought he was like the last guy to run Daimler Chrysler? Hmmm but overall, yeah it seems you're right though.

I think this sums up my current feelings on his face.

Generally, I'm a man of non-violence. But I confess, every time I see this guy I just want to punch him. Every time I work on my car or my dad's, I curse his name. Sure I'll admit it's nice to see Mercedes making some solid products. Is everything bad that has happened 100% his fault? No, but I need a face to blame,…

Yes, I felt like this was a mix of rlm and something else. Glad I wasn't the only one.

I think it's silly we are bringing up the comparison of these vehicles. People who want a challenger and people who want a 370z are generally looking for different types of things in a car.

The important bit is not the actual product, but the open source software that is proposed to be used as the standard. That is the most important part of all of this. The shifter thing is just a simple display of how you can implement this tool. Before, there wasn't a standard way to retrieve this information, but…

I know you're appreciated, but you aren't appreciated enough around here. I agree, I saw the mkz in person at the show, it wasn't a bad car for what they were asking for price wise, especially pushing the hybrid at the same price. They still should have a "performance division" though, not because I think they need…

I think this sums up nicely how ridiculous we have gotten. We have so many of these damn aircraft carriers that we are playing basketball on them. Did we really NEED 10? Hell how about even 8!? Shit that would be *at least* 10 billion saved, and I don't think the world would have seen us any weaker or we would have…

That's exactly what I was thinking.

The hell are you smoking, two F-22 raptor jet engines on a minivan make it a way better car!

Yes thank you!!! I was going to post this but I knew I wasn't the only one who would think of it. I remember seeing it at the auto show a few years ago in the city. I knew the rims wouldn't make it and the extra chrome like bits but jesus they ruined the proportions of that car so bad.