Maybe it's because Matt has already said it, but I'm surprised no one else put it up. Either no one wants to hurt my feelings, or it's just too obvious that it's an insult that no one would think of it.

Why isn't everyone putting the jesus wagon up?

Take control of your life by controlling your wants...

"...some think they can write books."

@Ash78 is a joke in your town:

Sure he was going 60 mph, if the relative frame at which we were basing his observation was from a car that was going 90 mph relative from a stationary (0 mph standpoint.)

Despite their great effort, they still have yet to find actual entertainment.

@LoganSix:

@TouchMyMonkey:

@shinjukuDLJ:

@TouchMyMonkey:

@TouchMyMonkey:

Good, so we can identify the pretentious bunch of automotive enthusiasts who would not only make sure everyone KNEW they drove a stick, but who would criticize plenty of us auto enthusiasts who may have an automatic for a daily driver. (Before we could back up our auto enthusiast credentials with a statement like "my…

@Dawgvet06:

So his license plate would be something like "FAILATVRLMKT"

@Middleswine:

So, a stereotypical Subaru fan acting like a stereotypical Subaru fan.

I think I know why people do not "care" for these presenters too much.

I don't think I even have to say anything.

Hi I'm Joing Myung of your local Kangwŏn Pyeonghwa Motors dealership!