Our 92 VW Jetta.

Kind of reminds me of this one time when I saw what seemed like an obvious sign to me. I was driving in this neighborhood and I drove past a sign that said "Slow down, we love our children." I said to myself, "Hm, well that seems stupid, who doesn't love their children? Why not simply just put slow down in larger…

The other day I drove to the gym instead of running, and saw the parking lot was crowded. Then I saw what seemed like an open spot. Drove up to it, and it was a beat up Saturn Ion EXACTLY in the middle of two spots. The car had plenty of distinct marks on it. I would have contributed another keying to his car, but…

@owen-magnetic:

Ok technically not "Car" care product. But can be used on cars. Spray in the engine bay and it looks like new. Spray it on the wheels before you wash them down. Hell even spray it on your bread when you don't have butter.

Duh.

@Mazarin:

I know I'm always late to these things. Jalopnik needs to work around my insomniac scheduling!

@87CapriceEstate:

@kake81:

@Ash78:

@pauljones:

My dad owned some crazy cars, but unfortunately it was all before I was born. Same goes for my mom. Hell, she drove a 73 mustang mach 1. But by the time I came around I guess being responsible took over the desire for having awesome cars.

@Desu-San-Desu:

@Prismatist steers with his right foot:

@bugattatra - lusting over a CB350F - needs a vintage cafe racer:

@Desu-San-Desu:

@FriarNurgle:

@bygeorge:

Honestly, people don't want to crash their cars. (Though you could be forgiven for thinking that in NJ that is the rule.) They are very expensive items to replace, even with insurance. And of course crashes can result in serious injury. Everyone has the incentive to not crash, so people will normally act what seems…