"Move right on that photo. Enhance. Look in that reflection in the window. Enhance there. Stop the video there. Enhance. Move in on that license plate, Enhance. There we go we got them!"

@LandofMinos, Alan Mulally has a closet full of killer robots.:

What? Sad? Only for her family/friends. But may I remind you that about 100 people die per minute, usually quite miserable.

Jalopnik likes to watch Formula 1 racing. The president of F1 racing got involved in a sex scandal involving nazis. Therefore, Jalopnik approves of nazis, OH NO!!

Overall, a kickass list worthy of jalopness. However, couldn't we just kick out the 87 Cosworth since we already have a 92 cosworth that's far more attractive and replace that 87 with an 88 fiero?

You know it's sad but it's the appeal of the job that attracts the wrong crowd of people. These power hungry type (whether they admit it or not is irrelevant) are usually the type that take the job. Of course with so many cops, not all are the type we generally dislike and I always maintain a respectful manner with…

@LandofMinos, Alan Mulally has a closet full of killer robots.:

@Nurburgring: I don't want to get too involved with the political broo-ha-ha but, if I recall correctly didn't he say that he was going to pull out of Iraq and add more to Afghanistan? I'm fairly certain he did say that was the plan and while we haven't left Iraq completely, we are pulling out aren't we? I just don't…

Hey McFly you bojo!! Ebay bids don't count as contracts!!

Shit, apparently almost everyone drives ford/lincoln/mercuries...

@jodark:

Any Lotus

@TKWarrior:

GAH my message was way too long. Ehh forget it. I was rambling on about how we are all paid to tolerate things we do not like. I'm not saying we should all be disgusting pigs but understand every job has the expectation that there is a negative, which is partially why you are being paid.

You should label this picture as

@Baby beater Benz: If you are actually looking for a REAL news program and not of that utter shit that plays on msnbc, fox or whatever, I highly recommend worldfocus. (not that I'm saying Daily Show or Colbert Report is bad, I watch them too.)

They seem to have it backwards. Girls look good with orange hair and white skin, not the other way around.

@Bret:

My car key is just my car key bare and by itself.

It's not the fact that they are using government money that bothers me. It's that they are pressing on thinking their problem is advertising. Let me send this message as an owner of a Chrysler product to them.