@pauljones:

You guys know what I drive. Let me tell you, non stop excitement going on here.

@FrankGrimes:

Dear Santa

Hmmm...

@BullittFan_Fords4Life:

As I walk through the valley of oil and money,

@FightingChance:

@SagarikaLumos:

@P161911 probably shoudn't have:

@P161911 probably shoudn't have:

Have a car so fast that I drove off the earth in a tangent line towards the moon. Then drive around it and then take off like I did from earth and land back on earth, just in time to watch Star Trek TNG reruns on tv. I like to call it the Planetary Figure 8. Engage!

I thought it was obvious. He's a farmer after all.

@pauljones:

Easy, the world's BIGGEST CRANKSHAFT if you catch my drift.

I now have envisioned an alternate universe of Lethal Weapon 2, where the bad guy is telling Riggs that he can't possible arrest him because he is in an Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. Then he proceeds to sing the song while helicopters with his men are shooting at Riggs.

@LoganSix:

I may be a bit naive, but when I was taught in school about war I was told the idea was to be the crap out of the other guy, not redecorate.

It got Top Gear to the North Pole, I'm sure it will get me to the supermarket.

Obligatory "Crack Pipe!"