Have a car so fast that I drove off the earth in a tangent line towards the moon. Then drive around it and then take off like I did from earth and land back on earth, just in time to watch Star Trek TNG reruns on tv. I like to call it the Planetary Figure 8. Engage!
I thought it was obvious. He's a farmer after all.
Easy, the world's BIGGEST CRANKSHAFT if you catch my drift.
I now have envisioned an alternate universe of Lethal Weapon 2, where the bad guy is telling Riggs that he can't possible arrest him because he is in an Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. Then he proceeds to sing the song while helicopters with his men are shooting at Riggs.
@LoganSix:
I may be a bit naive, but when I was taught in school about war I was told the idea was to be the crap out of the other guy, not redecorate.
It got Top Gear to the North Pole, I'm sure it will get me to the supermarket.
Obligatory "Crack Pipe!"
Nice price.
@oddfish:
I'm going to quote one of my favorite comedians here:
Well clearly he was trying to use the physics book to help him be in three different places at once. Unfortunately, his SUV tried the same thing and failed. Next time Woods, use a Quantum Mechanics book, you're more likely to find what you need in there.
To quote Jeremy Clarkson: "Explosion, explosion, explosion!" It just needs more explosions. Sure it's not terribly safe, but you said you wanted more coverage.
It's not a bad car or anything, it's just $30k? There are at least a thousand cars I'd buy with $30k before I'd think about getting this. Nice try but no deal. Crack Pipe.
Looks great in white. Wow with the fiesta, this and some other promising cars coming in we might actually have decent sub compacts coming soon. Who would have thought?
@IppoJ:
How much you want to bet that for the "premium" or "better" versions of the car you'll get the stupid chrome grille? I'll take mine bare, please.