UglyDuckCar
UglyDuckCar
UglyDuckCar

What a bullshit review. Not once even mentioned the mustache.

It does now!

As with any death (that happens every day) it reminds us of our own mortality, and that our lives can be taken away at any moment. So naturally I compare myself to that situation upon hearing the news and go yikes. But then my little counter-side kicks in, always pushing me to think about the point of view of all the

"Yo look at that cow bird"

So when they were the top safety pick for every year for the past decade or so, they gloated about it on TV all the time. Now that they aren't, they're whining about it? I feel like I'm talking to a child.

That's absolutely amazing.

@Brian: Puritan?!? LOL Hardly dude. I have just met so many pot heads it's just gotten old for me. #carmovies

It's things like this that make me sad about society. The link between illegal activities and mainstream media is ridiculous. Constantly I'm being told "have safe sex" "drink responsibly" and "don't get high." But then every form of media, whether it's stupid shower gel ads, movies, or unfortunately even here on

With the two license plate stories of today, it just begs me to ask the question: Why can't we just have an option to have regular white plates with the numbers and the state name in black letters? #licenseplates

I hate people on the highway, that's why I'll use this. It's about as wide as a highway and if I go across a bridge and I break it at least I'll be able to float. Ok so it's not exactly maneuverable, and I probably can't find a parking space for it, but I'd like to see them tow this baby away. #qotd

Typical Pamela Anderson, wants all the whale sized penises to herself.

Driving back home at 3 am. Cop literally comes flying out of nowhere at 70-80 mph (in a 40). I brake because I didn't think he'd stop in time, but then I continue. He goes up behind me. Follows me for over a mile, then pulls me over. I turn on my light and go,

I don't want to be so negative on other cars but...the only way to make the new legacy look anywhere as good as the old legacy is to crash its front end. #subarulegacy

I need one that reads "Dyslxc Im" (that's not too long I hope.) #licenseplates

I am "ugly."