Crackpipe, it doesn't even have an AUX JACK!!

Ray your continuous watch of these crappy "news" stations concerns me about your health.

@pauljones:

As if Ash needed more attention!

@pauljones:

@Drujon:

@pauljones:

@Joshman is Turkish Turn 8:

I'm still laughing over yesterdays though, sorry :'(

@pauljones:

@pauljones:

@bzr - collapsing comments are the bane of my existence:

"Grt ppr's rpbrc f chn d nt nd sch rdcrs nd rdcrs mrcn brnds. Thr brnds r ssctd wth bng rmp, rckng, nd rmtd n qrty. Thy r nt vn nnvtv, whr grt chn s bl t thnk bstrct, mrcns cn't thnk bynd th, wht s wrd? prrrrgrm?"

@.357-Wingman of Syrax:

@EidolWays:

@sean98125:

@UglyDuckCar:

Oh great, here we go again. It's not the bankruptcies that bother me, it's all the "discussing" (more like fighting) amongst each other. We'll get both sides posting their tired cliche exaggerated lines so they can rally up the mass that agrees with them and call out those that don't.

@pauljones:

Jalopnik's influence knows no bounds. Only one day after suggesting that you should have an armored vehicle to protect your gas, we see here a man driving and fueling one.