Yeah, no, some things are just so completely ridiculous as to be perfectly warranted of public ridicule. If an organization went around claiming the earth was flat or the moon was made of cheese, the response would not be "well, you have the right to your own beliefs on things", it would be well-deserved mockery.
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This diagram explains it all.
Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.
Please don't shoot me, I don't know where the Muffin Man is!! PLEASE!!
They couldn't possibly have two different pickups on two similar looking dirt roads in Syria. Must be photoshop.
I wonder what kind of fucking hilljack sees that picture and their immediate thought is that a plumbing company in Texas must be supplying terrorists. The thought process that has to go through their mind to not only make the least logical conclusion but then act upon it is frightening.
Sorry Torch, I did the math and you're wrong. If you run through all the variables and plug them into your equation, you'll find the coziest man-made thing is inside a submersible in the antarctic ocean.
You mean, Before, right?
My body is ready!
In July, New York police officer Daniel Pantaleo choked unarmed black man Eric Garner to death, in broad daylight,…
People are only criminals after they get their day in court and it's decided by a jury of their peers. Unfortunately, we'll never have that decision one way or another. So for the rest of history, he isn't "this criminal", he's just "a suspect who was killed by police".
Well I've got news for people who think that way, cops have first amendment rights too, and we plan to exercise ours. I'd remind the NFL and their players that it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products. It's cops and the good people of St. Louis and other NFL towns that…
So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest. As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…
So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.
Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.
I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA