Well. It puts the lotion in the basket.

They played an Amy Winehouse song in the restaurant I went to tonight, and it was so beautiful it made me want to cry. What a talent. Such a loss.

Amy Winehouse was a goddess. :(

I've heard awful things about POF, but my dad did meet his wife there so who knows? Maybe it's better for people in their late 40s.

I'm also fundamentally opposed to the video as it's essentially content/an ad for POF. That website is one step above Craig's List. Ain't no one finding a future husband there. Also...there's always going to be some kind of stupid, regressive bullshit out there. She'll be gone in a year. That neo-soul doowop only…

love Breakfast Club

That Meaghan Trainor song is exactly the kind of dumb shit people like, so I predict it will be a hit.

So its a quantity vs quality issue. St. Louis has the most disgusting food, but Cincinnati has the most disgusting food.

Thanks for keeping the Chicago sports hate alive in Chicago. I left Chicago 5 years ago, and I feel your pain, but appreciate the work you do.

KRISTINA KELLY IS THE DEVIL

As someone who was once called out by name in a Yelp review for being the WORST SERVER OF ALL TIME and clearly so unhappy with my job that I should quit immediately, I just have to say fuck these types of people. Thank god the owner of my restaurant was there that night and saw what actually happened or I would have…

Millennials... I guess all that tweeting and twerking really is shrinking our vocabularies....SMDH

Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.

"One was for a restaurant in Santa Fe I never patronized. I'd heard it was fabulous, but then read that they banned patrons who wear perfume. Perfume has been and will always be one of my splurges and I don't leave home without a little Guerlain, Cartier or Molyneux. I called them to ask if the perfume ban could…