I can't believe that mouth breather is still on the air.

I have a vision of the perfect gif. It would be the Mike Tomlin blocking the sideline with David Stern's head on Tomlin's body, and Sterling's head on the Raven's return man. Can someone make this happen?

I'm impressed that he had 15 watches that didn't even total 15k.

I've never agreed to murder so quickly.

The man stands up and looks at me through the glass mouthing something like "FUCK THIS PLACE" or "FUCK YOUR FACE." He then threw the glass pitcher of beer at the window, without breaking the glass or the pitcher.

Yeah, my statement is a little hyperbolic, but isn't everyone sick and tired of shitty people doing shitty things?

From your keyboard, to God's ears.

Can I still say AWESOME-SAUCE!?

Finally, this menopause business has me ahead.

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I'm waiting for the Buzzfeed quiz, just so bitches will know.

Boom, Goes the dynamite!

On the flip side, I once asked a server what type of nuts were in the banana nut muffin. I got a snotty look with the response of "Well banana nuts of course!"

We had a kind neighbor use his snowblower to help out the entire block. Both sides!

I agree, I use my smartphone for navigational purposes, and wouldn't be able to do that if I'm already using it as the dash.

Slow clap for you my friend. Not every fast food place is dirty.

Before Dean Winter was Dennis Duffy, he was Ryan O'Reily (with Christopher Meloni as Keller) on HBO's Oz.

I would think you would want to save the energy in your phone for getting information.

As Bart Scott said "CAN'T WAIT"!