Oswalt rules. Birthdays age 1-10, 13, 18 (shoot a hole through a ballot), 19, 20, 21, then on every new set of tens (30, 40, 50). You're 26? Fuck you, go to work. After 100 you get to break a new law every year. If you make it to 120, you become President.

I wonder what the pageview difference will be between this post and the latest Dirtbag.

Are soccer-style supporters sections common in other sports in Europe? Kind of cool hearing the chanting from the crowd. Seems a good fit for hockey too.

Holy shit. Bunch of pissed off commenters today.

Great post.

Does this only apply to the before Thanksgiving-Dec 15 purchases?

These guys just went from casual annoyance that my uncle is inexplicably obsessed with to active shitbags that actually make a whole lot of sense for my uncle to be obsessed with.

That tumblr page is the tumblriest tumblr that ever tumbled.

Wow. Thanks!

The headline should probably read "Women's Affairs Diplomat Accused of Paying her Nanny a Whopping $3.31 an Hour." I know it's tabloid standard, but fuck man, people don't even have a chance to defend themselves before being convicted.

That's a sad, but totally believable story. I don't know why more teams don't approach a middling graphic design student and have them hack together a decent badge. They'll have kids knocking down the doors to design the logo of a somewhat professional sports team.

They should reimagine them as USL-Pro badges for that late 90's clipart aesthetic.

If dogs are boys and cats are girls, then foxes are their babies.

Her body was discovered by the Brotherhood without Banners outside of the Twins. Thoros of Myr resurrected her, just as he had resurrected Beric Dondarrion. Except Cat was dead for a couple of weeks, so she's more dead than alive, if that makes any sense.

I love the idea of this guy being the equipment manager for a streetball team.

I can't imagine not liking 85% of the guys while stuck on a sub. That's nightmarish.

How long do you think I'd get in a call asking him about Mike Petke's excellent managing of the Red Bulls this season?

Who in the Serbian community will stand up against this culture of lawlessness?!

This is nowhere near as bad as the Seattle/Portland instagrammed latte-off

Will anyone stand against this culture of white lawlessness?