A bag lady isn't really a homeless woman though. They're just older ladies with an astonishing array of canvas bags often bearing the logos of public radio stations.

My dog is incapable of catching something out of the air. He usually just lets the ball hit him in the face, or does this exaggerated and misguided backward lunge thing where he put his paws up and closes his eyes while the ball lands on the floor.

Don't be a coffee snob, but also try to learn more. Don't laugh at people for using a Keurig or Nespresso. That works for them and is a fine choice. It might even be a gateway to different styles and kinds of coffee. Maxwell House, Dunkin, etc are good for what they are, as is a well made coffee from a good place.

I just got a cheap Nexus S in a bid to save some cash rather than buy the Nexus 4. Jelly Bean is running very slowly on the S for me. What ROM are you running?

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.

You missed a great opportunity for a "Make it so."

Your comment has nuance and considers this issue thoughtfully. You acknowledge your own life experience and even confess to confusion.

Ellipses. For when a period just isn't enough.

YES. See my comment. Screensavers for life, yo.

They'll start with a whole bunch of original programming. Ratings won't be good because everything you can get from the Esquire network you can get for free from the internet without changing cable providers and paying an additional $45/month. Executives will freak out and start running shows in three hour block…

People should also remember not to try too hard and just focus on enjoying themselves. When my wife and I went to London for our honeymoon there was definitely an urge to try and blend in and experience the less touristy parts of the city. And that was fun and all. Toward the latter half of the trip we ended up buying…

You clicked.

No Quidditch doesn't make sense. At all.

Fun fact: Bradley Cooper was also on the kinda low budget travel series Globe Trekker. Imagine my surprise when I was flipping through the channels and saw him climbing some random mountain in Nepal. He seems like a really cool guy.

It's where I get all of my food. And most of my stuff.

That Fill Werrell Twitter account is brotastically shitty. Just fucking awful.

My Catholic mom was borderline horrified when I told her my wife and I went to an Episcopalian Church for Christmas. But I get all the ceremony and ritual I actually like about Church, with none of (or less of) the baggage.

And Chris is damn good himself. He did a great interview with his dad in an episode of the Nerdist podcast. Check it out if you're into that sort of thing. It was a really great episode.

*Woooooosh*

Adam Scott has a serious Dr. Who thing going on in the two pics up top, especially the second one.