Tziporah
Tziporah
Tziporah

Well. My mom who I love and adore (no sarcasm she is the best) called to tell me that I’m a “Real pretty girl. If only you’d slow down on the cookies.”

Yes! So excited. And seriously, people, if you haven’t watched Peaky Blinders, go watch it RIGHT NOW. It is so good.

You’re looking at the perfect ass Jujy, the perfect ass.

If you doubt his acting chops see Bronson and Locke.

If “more theatrical” means haphazardly done without any concision nor focus, as is typical Lady Gaga fashion, then we agree. Anyone can be theatrical, but Bowie had purpose and precision, and while Lorde’s tribute was just a montage, she seemed to have at least understood enough to actually make it about Bowie, not an

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

Mad Max! Mad Max! Mad Max!

Remember, kids. This is the “reasonable” one.

Exactly. Support is boiled down to if you tweet about it now, which is fucked up.

Bernie coughed first and it was much more authentic.

I don’t see any problem with this. Once we conquer Canada and make them our affable slaves such landscape will be an American territory. It represents progress, goals, an America double the size and GOING STRONG. God, freedom tastes sweet, doesn’t it? Like sweet, sweet maple syrup-all you can drink. We’re coming for

That’s just his day job. Even Shakespeare needed to pay bills, so he could get into those sonnets at night. Although if Game got a patron like old Bill, he’d be called a thot.

If She made The Seder...

you know what else is an irreversible decision??? HAVING A BABY

Yes. But Kendall skipped the skirt.

Totally normal. I did the same thing when my mom died.

What’s the big deal? It’s not like anyone will base their medical decisions on what a celebrity best known for their sex appeal does. I mean, no one would take medical advice from a Playboy model over a doctor, right?

I wish Kanye would stop changing titles for his new album. This is my least favorite one so far.

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.