If this whole mess doesn’t get turned into a movie starring JK Simmons, I give up on Hollywood.

I don’t know. Gigi will always be Leslie Caron to me!

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

Sicilian’s don’t get into trees and they sure as hell don’t drive when it’s flooding. They do send their husband out to get milk when it’s flooding.

I think there was a lazy “and” in there that made it confusing. “My wife’s Celicia n’ she’s at home.”

Thanks for clearing that up. I just hope Cecilia is the owner of the Texas Teachers cooler. Because if an educator of youth is dumb enough to drive through flood waters, well, I’ll just leave it at that.

His wife is Cecilia. He sent the video to her and she sent it in to the news station. The reporters thought that the husband and wife were together and he says “my wife is Cecilia, she’s at home.” The whole flippin situation is crazy.

What? What dick? I thought this was about towels.

What does his wife being Sicilian have anything to do with her not being there?

I hate it when people just refer to her as Rossetti’s wife. She was a poet and painter herself, let’s at least give her the respect of including her name, Elizabeth Siddal.

That’s exactly what George Zimmerman did. He faked being scared so he could murder a 10 years old black child. I can’t believe he’s not in jail. And he’s selling paintings. He’s basically John Wayne Gacy.

Had she arrived still pregnant, that almost child would have mattered greatly to Texas, but since the baby had already been born, they would not have cared about it at all.

It’s Teigen. I do not understand the paradox of why, when there is daily coverage of this person down to the granular level of “food tweets,” it is simultaneously impossible to spell her name correctly by the reblogging team.

...no? He’s never struck me as super masculine.

I’m also a bit impressed with the hotel for humanely not objecting to this change in plans.

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

well for shits sake, why am I crying....

Also, I bet there was some METHod to their madness.

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

Is it not common knowledge that Chuck Berry was more or less the inventor of rock and roll? Or at least the singer of the first real rock n roll song?