Sanders began interviewing and consulting with a woman affiliated with BLM two weeks before the Seattle event, and officially hired her the next day. He listened to the demands after netroots nation and spoke about Sandra Bland and BLM at multiple media events prior to Seattle.

Perhaps he had “no conception” (emphasis yours) of how fortunate he was because, in the course of his work, he had suffered repeated traumatic brain injuries that led to severe cognitive deficiencies, which his employer knew about but denied for a decade and a half. Maybe that’s an excuse?

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

Jesus fucking Christ, enough with people trying to make it sound like he whole career boils down to this one situation. Jon Stewart is HUMAN, and he made a mistake and did something I’m sure he isn’t proud of; ya know, like humans do sometimes. It doesn’t change the fact that he has been a huge positive influence on…

The big problem isn’t New Yorkers, it’s that 40% of people in New York at any given time aren’t from there. You try telling 1,000 Wisconsin tweens that this isn’t acceptable behavior, they’ll rend you limb from limb.

Yep. And she slouches.

i question how many times she has actually been out of lower/midtown manhattan

Say what you want about the Nazi’s but they knew how to dress a nurse.

This isn’t the fanzine about Homer’s coworker that I was hoping for.

Don’t sweat it, no one laughs at Nietzshe jokes. In fact there are no Nietzsche jokes.

What, you don’t have a magic sandwich robot?

You, Sir Nicholas... you were a mensch. RIP.

Holy fucking shit that was harder than the first ten mins of Up.

Pretty sure Ronan is referring to Scalia’s dissent.

wow, that has to be the weirdest thing i will read all day

I find it hard to believe that a rich musician is doing cocaine

Get these mother f*cking bears off this mother f*cking plane!

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

Considering the reviews for Lost River, I’m not sure that, “I’m ashamed...I’m ashamed,” was about the phone.