i didn't watch the grammy show. i only saw the live stream of the audience cam online without audio. here are my observations. i missed 45 minutes of it in the middle because food.

That offends me. Not as a Jew, but as a comedian. She clearly just converted for the jokes.

I didn't know anything about this guy, but let's see: he compares his net worth plummeting to just $2.1 billion to being in prison, he's an Ayn Rand fan, he calls women his muses, and he voluntarily calls himself CHIP? I haven't wanted to punch anyone in the face this hard since Steve Zahn's character on Treme.

Seriously? You're going to bring Woody Allen into this? COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, COMPLETELY! Over 30 women have come forward with allegations against Cosby. While 1 kid came against Allen after being trained by the mother on what to say. Totally different & insulting.

I mean, they were pretty ugly gloves. You could probably make some yourself, too.

My rebel digestive track would rebel against this rebel heart.

"My favorite rapper is Eminem," Cornish said. "But my music collection goes from classical to jazz to blues. My favorite era is the sixties and seventies. I have a very eclectic taste in music."

I will never not laugh at Igloo Australia.

You are too kind. I don't think she looks like she votes at all.

Kara, I know you're just being funny and not totally serious and using Tay Tay as a way to highlight something that's been talked about around here for awhile, White people with zero Black friends. I love you and this is just a little constructive criticism: Don't. Do. This. Again.

"Marc Jacobs is controlling me. Help me."

This is stunning. That doesn't make the "cover up" featured in the post any less stupid.

Yup. I haven't even seen Divergent but I liked him in the Spectacular Now. That was a great and he was really talented in it.

He pulled a Katherine Heigl, but because he is a dude, nobody will call him a diva.

As much as I like Miles Teller in his Divergent role, I hope he gets fired for mouthing off. Serious turd move, kid.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslowly.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

two words for you: sweet corn.

She is British, so clearly she never had good pizza.