I don’t understand this constant insistence of “owning their own politics?” What exactly are their politics?

idk I thought the joke was pretty hilarious lol, just because people suffered through something doesn’t mean it can’t be joked about. I’d say that most of the best jokes are born from some sort of trauma. Comedy is just a way of working through stuff differently. Though the corporate aspect is whack

wait, your oldest kid is 15 already? Wow, I’ve been reading your articles for looooong.

I don’t need a spare tire, either. But I have one for the same reason I have a handgun: Precaution.

I have guns in my house (all securely locked up) and my kids visit other gun owners. But, as ARP2 said, I know these people (through my son’s Boy Scout troop) and know them to be responsible. Evidence to the contrary would definitely change my opinion on this.

Different take:

Should have worn rubber boots, I guess.

That’s a shame. I visited pretty much 2 years ago to the day. Saw the whole market, and I’m a big Canadian dude. Had the best sushi of my life there, on the perimeter.

This wall of text literally says nothing.

yay racism

Here is the thing though. Billionaires didn’t steal that much money. They made it through business. And people do business willingly. CEOs only get paid what their companies are willing to pay them, that doesn’t make them greedy for accepting the offer made to them. Making changes to the system to keep people from…

and that my friend is what you call theft, taking what was not given or earned in any way shape or form 

The problem with your plan is that billionaires generally have most of their wealth in the market, not in cash.

“Steam’s Irresponsible Hands-Off Policy Is Proof That Valve Still Hasn’t Learned Its Lesson”

Good move, Valve. A platform should be an agnostic canvas for artists, not a playing field for corporations to push their morals on others. 

You know how words are made? People say it/write it and the meaning is understood by those hearing/reading it. You’ve seen it written, you know what it means, it’s a word.

In the popular parlance, I’m what you might consider a gun nut. I’ve owned several over the years, everything from ultra modern ARs to antiques. I routinely carry; my preference is a Colt 1851 Navy replica cartridge converted to .45 Long Colt. I’ve also served in the military for over a decade, and thanks to…

A few years ago, I made a Simpsons reference and he goes, “I’ve never watched that.” And I went, “Oh shit, I’m turning into dust.” 

That is a hilarious point I hadn’t considered. It’s weird the things I simply accept until someone points out the obvious. Then again, I can’t even grill to save my live. Let alone barbecue.

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