Tyson T. Grivens
Oct 28 2014

That is good and probably would have made the Roundup if the story and joke were written and posted before the Roundup.

Oct 27 2014

I assumed that was undercooked performance art. Deadspin needs more burners telling established commenters to shut the fuck up.

Oct 14 2014

I missed this somehow. It should have been here. This is a great joke. My apologies, AMagicianNamedGod.

Sep 30 2014

It was a very close call. I considered doing a co-Comment of the Day. But I ultimately went with the joke that made me laugh more, and that was PFace yesterday.

Sep 22 2014

I liked that one, too, but it made the same joke as Milo and I preferred Milo's joke.