Strange day today. Some very good comments, some very bad comments. Not a lot in the middle. In typical Monday fashion, Deadspin was light on content. But hey, at least Sidespin had enough nightmarish meta-rambling to keep you entertained through an 8-hour workday. Let's get to it.
Another typical, light-your-clothes-on-fire-while-you're-still-wearing-them-and-hope-that-the-wounds-make-you-more-attractive-to-the-opposite-or-same-sex-depending-on-your-sexual-preference-because-who-am-I-to-judge?-no-one-that's-who!-Monday. I'm beginning to think that Mondays are rarely worthy of rounding up. We…
There weren't a ton of posts on Deadspin today and the jokes weren't outstanding. Here's a roundup.
We were short on good jokes today. It was a quiet Monday. There were a number of two-star efforts, but we were missing that higher-tier of comment that makes Deadspin so great. Some good stuff, but nothing killed me. I am very much alive.
Average Monday. Lots of 2-star jokes. One 3-star showing. No 4-star jokes. Not bad, not great.
Really great Monday today. Nice job by a lot of commenters. Sure, there were duds and wretchedness, but overall it was a really nice way to start the week.
What a shitty fucking day for comments. It was a wasteland out there. There was some interesting Burneko-led discussion on the Peter King story, I guess?
Welcome to today's Roundup. There were some solid jokes today. I liked a lot, I loved a couple. Here we go:
Welcome to another Monday Roundup. Some of you were very funny today in spite of many reasons not to be. I applaud your joke-making effort and energy. Let's get to the Fs and Ds.
It's finally Thursday, September 4th, which means the return of the only thing that many Americans care about (rightfully so). I'll keep the round up short so you can focus on preparing and consuming unhealthy, autumnal foodstuffs in the privacy of your home.
Pretty good Monday. Slow start, as usual, but things picked up in the afternoon.
Welcome to the Monday roundup. My name is Tyson T. Grivens. I like jokes that are funny.