The Art of the Deely

The bar is set so low that literally any celebrity who has talked about being president one day would be an improvement. I remember Pitbull said he wanted to be president and now I’m like “I don’t hate that idea.” For one, he’d have a better immigration policy and he’s certainly pro-globalization, if this song is any…

It can make watching her a bit trying, the neverending expositions at the beginning of her show. Because she repeats herself over and over like her audience is slow or something.

Oh fuck off. You know exactly why the fuck you added that ‘(seriously).’ to the end of your tweet: because under normal circumstances our first instinct would be to think that it was exactly what it was: a couple of pages that didn’t reveal anything damning. You can pass the buck to the network for that ridiculous…

Huh, it’s weird that she’s unwilling to state the obvious: it was about ratings. Like we can talk around and around in circles about whether her tweets made people think there was going to more to the story than there was (uh, they did). But at the end of the day, she did it for the eyeballs. Since there was no real…

Anecdotal, but most of the patients I assess for opiate detox report they were prescribed opiates first, then became dependent and ended up moving to heroin because it is much cheaper. It is rare to get the folks who just decided one day that heroin would be fun.

To bring this little piece of news even closer to home, how about we all share our sober birthday? I know there’s many of us here that are recovering addicts.

I get furious every time I see that rat-faced Bucky Beaver looking mother fucker. God damn, he’s worthless, and he fucking knows it.

I honestly just think there is a large chunk of liberal men who are like this and it is a surprisingly common experience liberal women face.

I’m solidly middle class quickly moving into upper middle class as a result of a white collar job in real estate/finance. My other two siblings are also quickly moving into upper middle-class. We’re all college educated. But we would not have had the privilege of a secure childhood that allowed us those things had not…

lol this is horrible. She reminds me so much of Meghan McCain, which makes me dislike her even more.

My dad worked for GM, as a union member, for 42 years. Because of the UAW, he was able to buy a house (not a fancy house, but a house), send me to college, and save a modest amount for retirement. We always had good health insurance, food on the table, and a little bit extra for luxuries like movies or going out to…

MOTHER!

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

That could have waited until today. They should have stopped them before they even started their speeches.

Kimmel was a douche canoe and definitely did NOT handle that with grace. He said that they should give out participation Oscars to everyone since LLL had “give their award back” to Moonlight. The twat.

Are you insane? Give me Helsinki anyday over freakin’ Oslo.

My parents’ combined income at the time I went to college put them in the 60th percentile of American wage earners. I qualified for need-based financial aid in addition to merit-based. I took out a lot of student loans to afford the remainder of my tuition because my parents sure as hell couldn’t afford to pay it…

Wait, I have to buy CBS to watch this show? Will it stream on Hulu?

The series didn’t just lose its characters and their relationships. It lost the ability to execute tension in seemingly mundane situations. The last episode I really liked was in Season 5 when everyone pulled the trigger on leaving the firm and they had to steal all the files before being discovered.

The show never…