yeah this is truth.

really? i've seen customers in JJ's in my town flip a shit when they wouldn't take back their sandwich to cut it in half due to policy.

i had this issue at my last job. the assistants were the only hourly employees and every position above that was salaried. the managers had no idea (or pretended to) about the rules for overtime (lack of training for people who've never been supervisors). the catch was they had to approve any overtime before I worked…

yeaaah my dad was a fan of that "pay your dues" shit too. that worked back in the day when those dues actually went towards something.

I just read a whole article today about how she is obsessing on social media about being 20 lbs heavier than she used to be and how her hips and butt as "huge" now. It made me sad for her. :( I don't want anyone to feel like that, ya know?

you'll never ruin dip cones for me because they are perfect.

And an oh-so-relevant Stefon-related name. This is probably my favorite screenname on all of Gawker. (and hi from NoVA).

I don't think there is a benefit! You COULD benefit from some gel if you felt like your brows were unruly or needed help staying in their shape though.

I'm getting there! Mine aren't super light but more like a medium brown, so I had brows, just seeing them more defined makes me feel like a phony. I started doing it because I'm getting some photos done and was told brows make a big different on film to frame the face.

i don't have particularly patchy or bushy brows, but i recently started filling them in (final frontier of my makeup routine, what can i say; i will never contour, though) and still feel like Groucho Marx when i do it. good to know that's in now.

this made me laugh really hard. thanks.

i don't know man nomming on a block of parm in the hot tub sounds pretty great

But what did you do with your leftovers at the water park? Put it in the lockers? Inquiring minds need to know.

it's literally the same as nazism.

It probably can also get you seriously ripped off if you don't know what you're doing.

He was undercover when Rollins got into trouble and then was working with the department for a while.

Did you see him in SVU this season?

I saw this too with my grandma. She had surgery for rectal cancer last year (rectum removed and colostomy) and I started reading up on ostomies online and found out just how far everything had come and that it was NOT the life sentence it sounded like. Unfortunately she is not online, but I tried to tell her all I…

Congrats on your recovery. Bladder cancer is brutal. My maternal grandfather (I never met him) could have lived a lot longer than he did had he not refused the surgery. Best wishes!

I actually really didn't like this past season because it is veering wayyyy to far into gruesome and gratuitous torture scenes a la Criminal Minds, and if that continues I just cannot do it.