Splatoon is an entirely original game from Nintendo, though Sakaguchi told me that at one point it had Super Mario himself in there. Now it's got boys and girls called Inklings. The Inklings can turn into squids and shoot, spray and toss paint at each other as part of a struggle to paint the floors of their…

Hmmmm..In the Venn Diagram of "People who Play Halo" and "People who go outside to ride Motorbikes" is there much overlap?

I can't even pour round pancakes and there are humans that can do this. Damn it all.

So, my wife and I currently have a hedgehog. He is almost 2 years old.

Maybe your 1980's toys sucked, mine were awesome.

i will translate, ahem.... keep the camera still so we can see the boobies!!!!

Should be, "put another dingo on the exbawcks"

So where's the Star Wars stuff?

Random text pasted onto random website = BELIEVABLE!!

how will he fight the Amish?