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In India they call these Rickshaws.

New cars... Hard to say. But I predict that 80's and 90's rice rockets will see a jump in value as the current tuner crowd hits their 40's and 50's, same way muscle cars saw a jump. Amongst these the Supra, of course, will be king but I wouldn't discount the S2000 or Mitsubishi 3000gt.

Mmmmm... Chinese Luxury.

Trust me, America will find a way to put 20" wheels on this car.

Despite being 6'4" and thus disqualified from ever actually driving one of these things, I search the listings for them quite often and have a pretty good idea of what they go for

Glossy illustrations instead of stark graphs and figures?

But is it Bleu?

So Microsoft sends a green 1980's American car (guess they couldn't find an Escort...) through the wall of the Apple store after Apple sets a car that looks suspiciously like a bag of burning excrement at their doorstep.

This makes up for the Lagonda.

Well that's it then. The Lagonda is officially off my shortlist for my next car purchase. Now my choice is down to an '89 Saab or a '94 Imprezza with no wheels.

Looks like they've stiffened the chassis and firmed up the suspension.

A VAZ, so the wall crashes through YOU.

And give them a 40 lap penalty!

"ecologically-concerned muscle car girlfriend"

@Daniel Horney: Yes! And we'll keep them in a community garage, where anyone from Jalopnik can drop by and do a little wrenching. And then take it for a spin if it's ever done.

Ooh...two of my favorite not-so-sporty sports cars.

That was epic. And I agree that your first car should be legendary. I thought I was riding the top of the cool train with my '75 VW bus, but my friend just picked up a barn-find 190sl for $3500 as his first car.

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One day when I'm really rich I want to make an MR2 reskin for a 360. Then no one will urinate in my imaginary Ferrari.