@Gearhead_42: None of whom would actually own a Ferrari.

@BravoD-Drops the Yellowboy, picks up a '73: Indeed it was. Maybe the VW Jack Daniel's?

Play it backwards - I distinctly hear, "It's fun to smoke marijuana."

Now that's a sleeper.

This retro-reimaging would be cool to do with a Pontiac Solstice. A 60's MG-style roadster.

Did I miss the memo last week that Jalopnik has become some low-brow celebrity gossip blog? What ever happened to the good old days of dragons and graphic roadkill pics?

Ew.

The "Cash for Clunkers" plan underwent revisions in the senate and will emerge this week under the new name "Cash from China".

@bruxell: Carbon fiber bikes, man. All the kids have them these days.

But how are the going to get Steve Jobs to urinate on all of them?

@kyle_a_m: You stole my brain!

I don't want to go into any details, but let me just say that's the last time I take my car to Three Dragon's Auto Repair.

@A strolling player can't find Waldo: Wasn't that the school that had the underground student porn ring a few years back?

I started getting suspicious when the video centered around a minivan designed someone who likes golf and grocery runs. The lack of a mention of either power or handling was yet more fishy.

Economic conditions being what they are, did they really need to pay a CAD modeler to stretch a DB9 and Copy/Paste two more doors? If I were Aston, I would have just released a photo of a DBS with the caption "Imagine this, but with two more doors." Then maybe they'd be able to go to work for more than 50% of the week.

You can get all of these features out of a VW camper bus, while still being able to drive through Berkeley without getting firebombed.

Still doesn't entirely explain the presence of the beetle...

I love capitalism.

@lilwillie: I think the problem was that it was in partk..

Well, it finally happened today. I know that a lot of you, as die hard patriots, have been dreading it. You feel as if a chapter in America's history is coming to a sad close, that the days of America's sovereignty have ended. I truly do understand your concern, but I wholeheartedly disagree.