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How to make the road to true happiness with tequila?
Hey now. #NotallFloridians.
This is Dear Fancy, Jezebel’s advice column about non-fussy modern etiquette.
The hottest nightclub in town is... HELL. It has everything: Saddam Hussein, KY super soakers, third leg warmers....
And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…
There is not one Abrahamic religion that treats women with even a modicum of decency. How women stay religious is beyond me.
Fuck fundamentalism. Doesn’t matter what flavor.
Lambs are so fucking cute. I moved to Scotland last year and this is my first lamb season—I have never squeed so much in my life. They are wondrously springy and I love watching them bouncing around the fields when I’m riding past on the train. My partner has a bunch of sheep farmers in his family and they invited us…
This is, without a doubt, my favorite Edgar Wright movie I love how every one of Danny’s “Have you ever” scenarios come to pass in the second half of the movie.
2007? No, you’re a liar. Hot Fuzz did not come out eight years ago. I’m not old, I’m young.
Please stop time moving so fast.
If he really wants to stop you, just get a cat. Broken glass and puddles all over the places cure that habit really quickly. Or my cats are just assholes.
My husband mocks me for leaving half drunk glasses of water around the house. I tell him that I'm saving them to kill the aliens, like in the movie Signs.
That's WAY too much effort and you have to clean the rack after.
Instead, cut an avocado in half. Remove the pit from the one side. Then take your knife and cut a checkered pattern into the avocado, pressing all the way to the skin, but not through it. Then turn it over a bowl and squeeze the skin.
BOOM! Perfectly…
WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST DO THAT
I just love that, I'm jealous of anyone who can do their own nails.