This is, without a doubt, my favorite Edgar Wright movie I love how every one of Danny’s “Have you ever” scenarios come to pass in the second half of the movie.
2007? No, you’re a liar. Hot Fuzz did not come out eight years ago. I’m not old, I’m young.
Please stop time moving so fast.
If he really wants to stop you, just get a cat. Broken glass and puddles all over the places cure that habit really quickly. Or my cats are just assholes.
My husband mocks me for leaving half drunk glasses of water around the house. I tell him that I'm saving them to kill the aliens, like in the movie Signs.
That's WAY too much effort and you have to clean the rack after.
Instead, cut an avocado in half. Remove the pit from the one side. Then take your knife and cut a checkered pattern into the avocado, pressing all the way to the skin, but not through it. Then turn it over a bowl and squeeze the skin.
BOOM! Perfectly…
WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST DO THAT
I just love that, I'm jealous of anyone who can do their own nails.
Too bad his wife didn't answer the ad.
Why is spring?
Darn it, you beat me to it.
Cool story, bro.
My kids sell monogrammed thermoses.
Annie was the Frozen of the 1980s, girl-culturally
Oh, please. It's an epidemic. I can't go through one day without seeing menfolk fall off their chairs. By the dozens. Usually, they mumble something about a high center of gravity while falling to the ground. How can you ignore that?
I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.
My God. I forgot how incredibly likeable this man is.