One day, somebody will stop and say, "Hey guys, let's get on a couple of buses and go fuck up the other team's campus instead!"

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

Maybe if he spent less time complaining about Uber, he would be able to learn to not shoot like a nine year old girl.

Are you seriously serious? Gawker sites are some of the worst click-bait sites on the internets.

+0.3 fantasy points.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

"Minet", "Manet", "Minete".

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

I think it's more like "all jobs contain a certain amount of shittiness, therefore if you're going to complain about the shittiness of a particular job, it should a job that people take out of desperation to feed their families, not a job held by people who could easily fix the problem by walking away such as, for…

I bet you've never, ever, done anything stupid or offensive in your entire life.

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

Yeah the opening didn't really make me sympathetic. Especially when he tried to drop it and she got all confrontational like WAT DID U SAY? None of her replies make sense to me. Sounds like she was just in a piss poor mood and I kinda feel bad for the guy who had to deal with her obnoxious attitude.

after the lego-car accident:

Good thing people can't get cable in repurposed refrigerator boxes or else somebody might have seen this.

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.