After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.
She turned me into a Viewt!
not retro. This is like saying tires are retro.
this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.
How to calculate a trade-in value like the average car shopper:
Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.
Maybe this says a lot about me, but most of the time when people use the term ‘eyesore,’ I either have no idea what…
That chicken was a wreeeeecking baalllllll.
The car it never stoped at alllllllll.
It corners just as haaaard as ballllllls.
All it ever did was, bray-hay-hay-ke meeeeeee.
The sketchiness of the deal was obvious from the moment I rolled into the driveway.
It's a paddle boat, not a speed boat. You need to keep looking for the torque rating. Torque is the name of the game for effortless cruising.
You do now ;) ;)
15. <Flip him off while his stupid toddler back is turned>