I grew up across the road from Miramar in the 80s. All the neighborhood kids would come over to my house and we’d climb on the roof to watch the practices and shows. One of my best memories is during a practice around 1984. We had #5 fly over our house at what felt like 20-feet(probably more like 100-feet) off the…

I assumed that the coat hanger and Mt. Dew were in case the condom broke.

Everyone stop moving here, we all have Ebola. And sandworms.

What’s right with this picture?

Fake badging. Anyone who knows enough to be impressed by an ///M knows your 323Ci (or 750li) is a phony

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

-Paris

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So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?

#ChickenStrips

It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.

Why do the headlights have to look like this??

Meanwhile in texas, and note the SUV is a suburban mom with 2 starbucks in hand and 3 kids in the back seat, and she’s still doing 10 over.

HOLY SHIT HE IS HALF HULK!

I’d pay money to see Buzz Aldrin deck Vladimir Markin.

Is Torch not here anymore? Also, can we go back to the original Jalopnik Logo instead of the orange Jezebel thing now? Or did that have nothing to do with Travis?