I’d like to introduce you to the emerging Land Rover Discovery Bumper Cap Theorem: Any 1999-2004 Land Rover Discovery is missing a rear bumper cap. Those with both sets have simply replaced the missing one.

Or it’s a program to hire their next summer intern.

That’s how I finish every race in Forza.

But her signature? Damn near flawless...

How do the cup holders work? Do they lower down when you put a cup on them?

The Insurance Institute For Highway Safety says nearly half of all fatal crashes in the U.S. occur in the dark.

It looks like the grille is more vertical and the fenders don’t stick out as much as the JK. The bumper removal definitely takes off some length but it’s the small details that bring back the original look of Jeep.

The Shortcut is the most Jeep-like vehicle that Jeep has done since 2007. I wish that this would be a reality. Maybe people would start buying Jeeps and using them offroad again.

Nope. Almost had me.

My God yes, that blue is beautiful.

Isn’t their “Bronzo Magnetico” brown?

Where’s the spare tire? Why is it not on the back? Departure angles?

If the airbag deploys in a collision, does one have Koenigsegg on their face?

Someone’s jealous that they don’t live in Texas...

I defy you to find a Land Rover Discovery that doesn’t smell like every other Discovery. My ‘03 had the same aroma as my ‘99.

“It’s not just a question of resale value or what others will think of them if they drive a TDI, it’s about people who bought cars because the they promised environmental consciousness.”

I can’t take any literature seriously when it’s in a sheet protector.

Fantastic patch.

I give the van 14 hours before it burns down.

I think they might be Firebird clays. Never heard of them, but I want ‘em.