I mean, he said it ranged from a personal secretary to Bob Taft. So he fucked Bob Taft.

I want to believe it went down between him and Taft. It could happen!

Hafa adai! My grandfather was 100% Chamorro as well, and I still have a shitton of relatives in Guam. He served on the USS San Francisco at Pearl Harbor. If anything happens to my family or this beautiful island, I will never forgive any American that voted for Trump. I’ve been explaining to dumbasses ALL GODDAMNED…

My entire extended family is on Guam. They’re holding up remarkably well given the threat of nuclear annihilation is literally around the corner.

Trump probably wants California to get nuked. It’s obvious he hates CA, doesn’t give a shit about real people, and it would fulfill his dream of having reelection handed to him.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

The Satanic Temple and Unitarianism seem pretty OK to me.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dispatch/obituary.aspx?pid=165695591

Old Rose: “Don’t bother bringing any photos of you, your parents, aunts, uncles, or your siblings. I don’t need to look at any of them. Just the ones of me.”

You can’t leave. She won’t let you.

Couldn’t you at least put a spoiler alert for those of us who haven’t seen it?

What’s worse is she lived an entire life afterwards, so she will be mentally far beyond Jack and will probably be bored and annoyed by his boyish attitudes for all eternity.

Depends.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Sofia from Golden Girls!