*Golf wagon!

Nice 'shop!

Yeah, I'm going with Houston, too - we had to truck in salt from Louisiana (!) to de-ice a few years ago on US 290. Hurricanes ain't shit, but snow is a whole other game. It draws a lot of gawkers and rubberneckers which clogs shit up, and as bad as we are for rain (ermahgerd, liquid from the heavens! USE ONLY THE…

I misunderstood that, and apologize for my oversight.

Well played, sir or madam, but I've only just begun to pun!

I chock it up to a drinking problem. Best case, he gets his bearings and plots a new heading - it'd be good to avoid a life of drinking on some piece of tarmac. Then again, if he just lets it all cruise on autopilot and winds up in the clouds on tiny bottles of booze, we may have to scramble to marshal him into some…

With the understanding that handwashed dishes never really get sterilized under hot tap water, should we be applying this same logic to dishes as well?

So use that as your comfortable temperature.

How often will you be stretching aluminum? If you really mean to implicate poor reaction to tensile stress, I'm not sure how that applies here. Bending or flexure is a pairing of shear stress and compressive stress.

Just about sums it up, I'd say.

Firstly, I explicitly mentioned that $kay's gender had no bearing on the content of the merit of the original post; I only pointed it out because you seemed confused when you called her a man with a 7th grade boy's tradition. I simply sought to clarify some things for you.

$kay, did you know that you're Google famous?

You are aware of $kay's gender, yes? Not that it changes the fact that the tradition is going to stay and not to excuse or endorse anything (I'll endorse the whole thing separately, as no excuse is necessary), but let's try to at least get the basics down before haranguing someone.

Good arguments all.

Fair, but if it's a generator like you' find at Home Depot, then it's going to be noisy and inefficient compared to the vehicle-optimized engine found in the Volt.

Hear, hear!

Forgot the handbrake. Everyone knows handbrake turns get you girls, not some sort of smash-all-the-things-u-turn.

I was waiting for "6. Getting hit by a car, 7. 4th"

You've just built a Volt pickup. Wtf.

Hi, native son of the Lone Star State here. This idea is FUCKING AWESOME.