As a Houstonian, I couldn't agree more with you - folks need to start planning more than a third of an exit ahead and GET OFF THEIR FUCKING PHONES.

I would be perfectly willing to give you <insert item here> in exchange for this car.

Your opinion is objectively wrong.

It's like Scarlett Johansson without tits

Ought to be an Egoista, no? Machine guns etc.

Your troll-fu is strong!

Little bit *horf*-y in there. Way too much blue.

Dat engine bay!

And even if you can't get in to a shop, you can at least rotate and check pressure at home - but the balancing is definitely worth going in to do.

That ought to be congeners, not cogeners - didn't catch it before the editing time ran out.

I would also add Domaine Chandon Brut to the <$20 list. Made by Moet & Chandon's California vineyard, it's absolutely lovely. Effervescent and crisp. The Brut is very dry - which makes it very drinkable. Further, since the sugars are more completely fermented, there are fewer cogeners and higher alcohols to give you a…

Not enough +1 for this.

Some say he bleeds curry if cut. Others say he doesn't understand a cow's lack of tyres. All we know is, he's not the Stig - but he is the Stig's Indian cousin!

Here lies the humble gerund. At last, all the verbs are all set in their nouning ways. Completing this work was a long and arduous task lasting 12+ centuries. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Your troll-fu is weak. Friendly reminder to get a reaction at least once per day to keep your skills in top form!

Fun fact: in Houston, possession of fireworks is - sit down for this - $894. This is in addition to whatever else the cop pulls you for, typically $190-$250 in speeding charges. I've known folks who wind up with $1100+ in charges for one stop near New Year's or Independence Day.

I love this state.

I do something similar, though I have yet to get any smoke whatsoever: while you're preheating the oven, leave the pan in there to get rocket hot. You waste less heat this way and you get a really nice crust without firing the stove at all. Season the steak on BOTH sides, and oil the steak itself. DON'T OIL THE PAN,…

Hell yes. Best thing to ever happen to automobile travel, with the possible exception of the automobile itself.

You have the pavement pretty well nailed down (unlike City of Houston Public Works).